BREAKING GOOD

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via lokiisburdenedwithagloriousdick)

myshipshavecannons:

trainspottin—g:

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

omg the first time I read this I thought it said one time I was drunk or something like that but i didn’t even question it, I just reblogged it

(Source: gayuranus, via carryonmy-assbutt)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via pizza)

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

(via gyzym)

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

(via asgardies)

zanetehaiden:

Can we just boil everything down to “don’t be a dick to someone about something they can’t control”

(via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

“If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly our whole life would change.”
— Buddha (via vivaziva)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject, via davyjr)

grandpacain:

dean’s (jensen’s) texas accent has gotten so thick omg

(via whereifellfromgrace)